tomorrow night I’m Runnin’ With Scissors.
Yep, my first improv show is tomorrow night Friday the 11th at 7:30pm at McComas Hall in the lab theatre. I’m totally excited and a little bit nervous (everytime I think about it, I poop a little in my pants). I mean, I might freeze up and won’t be able to speak. Or maybe I won’t be funny.
Ok, haha, that’s ridiculous. Of course, I’ll be funny. Heck, if I can’t think of anything to say, THE CLOTHES ARE COMING OFF.
Which reminds me of one thing I’ve learned since I got involved in theatre lo these 5 months: theatre people will take off their clothes at the drop of a hat and with no provocation whatsoever. Interesting tidbit for ya there.
Anyway, there will be another show at 10:00pm. I’m not in that one so you’ll want to come and see both, obviously. Drive, fly, run, tricycle, pogo stick: whatever you gotta do to get here and see the show. You’ll need to clear any excuses with me prior to the show
Otherwise, you’ll be hearing from me.
As an oft-naked actor myself, I must concur. True, true.
I was not aware of that… I’ma hang out with more actresses.
Just letting you know I won’t be able to make it…but at least you can check out and buy things from the world flag store.
http://www.myworldflags.com
don’t think about it too much, or your pants will be full of poo at the end of the day.
Pick one:
Bill Mcnary needs a bath.
My leer jet is in the shop.
I have an appointment to pawn a bag of Babe’s kisses (they’re worth more than gold).
It’s Veteran’s Day, are you a Veteran?
Well shoot! I can’t be there for you tonight as I am also in performance mode this evening. I’m doing a dramatic thingy tonight at the Starkville Area Arts Council Gala. But I’ll be thinking of you, dahhhhling. Actually, I think of you all the time anyway . . . but I’ll try to increase the intensity somewhat for this special occasion. As your dedicated stalker, I hate to let you down. Please ask wife M if she could take up the slack for me this time.
Break a leg!
How exciting! I absolutely love theater! I hope everything went well!