My awesome and beautiful wife emailed Ze Frank and asked him to wish me a happy birthday. He did.
happy birthday!
now you have to wet yourself.
your wife said you would.
send a picture of the wetting.
please.
ze
So I sent the above picture to him. And of course I couldn’t resist making a video. It’s slightly disturbing.
I knew what was coming. And yet I couldn’t look away.
I’m pretty sure you got some on the curtains. My hero.
I just have to say… DAMN.
Good lord I’ve turned into a pillar of salt.
wow, you shot straight up. I haven’t done that since I was 5.
Well, I was really excited.
=D
aaaand I have an incredibly small penis.
Now don’t be lying to the people.
Oh, so he WASN’T really excited…