The instructional video is a success. I’m already receiving reports of successful implementation by the viewees. If you want to get the attention of that pretty lady you’ve had your eye on, check it out so you too can discover the tried and true, preferred method of doing it successfully.

In other news, I’ve got the Funniest Story I Ever Heard That Is True almost ready to roll. I’ve got to make a call and get my details straight before publishing it. You’ll not want to miss it, just make sure you’re not drinking anything when you read it or you might have to buy another keyboard. I willn’t be held liable for any such expense; you’ve been warned.

Word to you mother.