I’ve got another one to add to the list of things that mean you are an old man.

When you are driving around and you see a really nice house and everyone in the car says “oooo aaah look at that house.” And everyone is duly impressed with the architecture and the square footage and the lawn and the small mexican children pulling weeds.

Then the old man in the car says “Yeah, but I wouldn’t want to pay the property taxes on THAT.”